Funny quotes from apartment mates

Brian: Is it just me or are you slightly crazier this week than last week? I think you're slowly going insane.
Alicia: Soon we will all go crazy, and kill each other.
Brian: ... wow, that's just kind of creepy.
Alicia: You know one of the other volunteers actually went crazy. He lived under the sink.
Ena: What? Say that again. I think we did not hear you.
Alicia: He lived right there, under the sink, with one blanket, and refused to come out for anything.
Brian: (laughing, of course)
Alicia: I mean, can you imagine? I would be so scared. I would hide all the knives.
Ena: No, I would stand there, and videotape and photograph him, so I could laugh all day.
Alicia: And sleep in the same apartment as the crazy man?
Ena: I would never go out again, all I would do all day is laugh at him, and I would sleep on top of the sink.
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Alicia: Do you have lover boys in America?
Brian: What is a lover boy?
Alicia: Men who specifically target emotionally unstable women, offer them gifts and flatter them, and then eventually ask them if they will do a sexual favor for a friend for money. They eventually turn them to prostitution.
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(Ena teaches art)
Ena: You know what I did today?
Brian: What?
Ena: I brought newspaper to the class, to cover the table so the children don't dirty it. There were naked women on it.
Brian: What kind of paper was it?
Ena: I just took some newspaper from the kitchen. They were ads for when you are sitting in the sun and things like this. I did not even realize there were naked women until after the lesson. The supervisor told me tomorrow he will bring the newspaper.
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Alicia (to Brian): Yeah, that's a really nice photo.
Ena (whispering behind Alicia): Are you emotionally unstable?
Alicia: Ah!
Ena: Ha ha! I am a Lover Boy!