"I'm looking forward to seeing my woman again after all these months. I
think she feels pressured by it, though. I was talking to her on the
phone last night, and she said, '[in poor falsetto voice] Oh, how can
you look at me? I'm so old, and fat.'
"And I told her, hey, sweetheart, honey, I'm not having sex with a body, I'm making love to you."
--My former neighbor Jim
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Jim is a tough, fat, earthy 55 year-old grandfather of three with a bad back, bad knees, and a soft heart, who has spent his entire life working as a general contractor, and who would spit high philosophy in the evenings while he smoked his cigarettes on our stoop.
"And I told her, hey, sweetheart, honey, I'm not having sex with a body, I'm making love to you."
--My former neighbor Jim
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Jim is a tough, fat, earthy 55 year-old grandfather of three with a bad back, bad knees, and a soft heart, who has spent his entire life working as a general contractor, and who would spit high philosophy in the evenings while he smoked his cigarettes on our stoop.
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