A Conversation from the Early Neolithic Period (don't ask)

homosapien #1: "Greetings."

homosapien #2: “Greetings. Have you partaken of the carcass of the antelope of last night?”

homosapien #1: “No. I will partake of the antelope carcass soon.”

Homosapien #2: “Hurry. Now the carcass smells like carcass but soon the carcass will smell like the grey things under toenails and then it will be bad to eat.”

Homosapien #1: “I will hurry to the carcass before it smells like grey toenail things. Have you seen what Richard is doing in the flat place by the river? Richard is making something he calls farming. I mean, what is with that? Do you understand my intention?”

Homosapien #2: “Yes, I understand your intention. Richard is very crazy. But sometimes his craziness makes good things. Last cold season he made the new thing he calls underwear, and now we all wear the underwear.”

Homosapien #1: “I do not care for the thing called underwear. It bunches underneath my clothes and causes me great discomfort in that place.”

Homosapien #2: “Yes, I also. But with the underwear I do not have rashes like before. Is that not strange? I will continue wearing the underwear, as I believe it is good luck.”

Homosapien #1: “Enough of this talk. Come, I will partake of the carcass and then we will go clubbing for women.”

Homosapien #2: “Yes, I like your intention. Perhaps we will not even have to club them.”

Homosapien #1: “Ha ha. You make me laugh. But still I will bring the clubs. Maybe Sally will be nearby.”

Homosapien #2: “No, I do not care for Sally. She has a no-chin like a Neanderthal.”

Homosapien #1: “Yes, I hate the Neanderthals also. Have you heard the joke about the Neanderthal’s head? Why is the Neanderthal’s brain so big? So I can smash it, is the answer to that question!”

Homosapien #2: “Ha ha ha. 20,000 years old and still that joke is funny.”