favorite moments from work at giovanni's pizza

Brian and Ignacio aka Nacho, two workers at Giovanni's
Bob, a Persian man, owner, operator, and chef

Brian: This address doesn't make any sense. It's Campus but the cross street is Kansas.
Nacho: Well that's easy man, see Campus is just right here.
Brian: But... Kansas is way over here.
Bob: Campus, yes. Kansas, yes. But Kansas has no Campus. Call them and ask.
Brian: (calls) Ohh, ok. Campus is the name of one of the streets INSIDE the apartment complex. They named their own streets.
Nacho: Ohh.
Bob: I do not understand this. Maybe kitchen is Campus.
Brian: What don't you understand?
Bob: I do not understand this naming. Maybe now bathroom has name, and toilet has address.
(Brian and Nacho laugh. Bob throws his hands up in the air, and goes back to cooking)