Conversation with the one-armed man

"So... I've always wanted to know...."

"Go ahead. Just ask."

"I don't mean to embarrass you."

"No, it's alright. Just ask."

"How do you take a shower?"

"With one arm."

"Ohhhhhhh."

"Now ask me how I drive."

"How do you drive?"

"I don't. That would be dangerous you idiot."

"... you're bitter because you only have one arm, aren't you?"